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The Setting: A sea of cubicles at a large government agency, where nothing interesting
has happened all day, or yesterday, or the day before...
Ray: Hey Bob, wanna see my computer do something really amazing???
Bob: Sure, that sounds swell!! Hey fellas! We're gonna see something
really amazing!!!
A small crowd begins to gather around Ray, who is seated at his
computer, which appears to be running a screensaver...
Ray: Okay Bob, I want you to think of think of something highly visual,
like a painting or a cartoon or a celebrity... Got it? What is it?
Bob: Well, actually I'm thinking about X-RAY SPECS, you know those funny trick glasses they
used to sell in comic books? Is that okay?
(It is perhaps important to note here that Bob can think of anything, as
long as it is visual in nature...)
Ray: Yeah I remember those x-ray specs. Wow, that's pretty obscure Bob, but let's try it. Everybody - I
want you to think really hard about X-RAY SPECS. Visualize someone wearing those
X-RAY SPECS and looking at something, and try to see those x-rays coming out of
his eyeballs. Make the picture in your mind really vivid. Okay?
Meanwhile, I'm going to ask this computer a question.
Ray: (types into computer) Please show us what Bob is thinking about
Ray: Okay, I've asked the computer to show us what Bob is thinking
about. Is everyone still thinking about X-RAY SPECS? Okay...
Ray presses the ENTER key with a flourish. The computer commences cogitation...
Ray: Okay... let's see what this computer is thinking... and...
The screen goes black, and then begins to display different images of X-RAY SPECS, funny
ads and cartoons showing a man wearing x-ray specs with wiggly rays emanating from his glasses. The pictures
glide towards the viewers in an eerily dreamlike manner...
Ray: Voila! The computer has read your mind, Bob!
Bob: My garsh! How did it DO that?
Ray: I don't know! Hmmm... maybe it works kind of like those x-ray specs... ya know?
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